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Hold on to your Tartan Pants!

Hold on to your Tartan Pants!



Scottish things are usually pretty fun. From what I hear, the weather is mostly crappy in Scotland, so the locals have invented creative ways to pass the time:

  • Kilts – (some) of them choose to wear a skirt without underwear on cold, damp days. Crazy.
  • Bagpipes – they are loud, look like they require a LOT of effort both in the carrying and blowing fields, and most of the songs sound the same. But why not, right Scotland? I’m guessing it’s more of a pride thing, where only the strongest of lung and arm shall play bagpipes.
  • Haggis – the original Turducken 
  • Loch Ness monster – lore is always fun, even if it’s a scary dino-monster. My kids are obsessed with dinosaurs, so this actually seems pretty cool. Does Canada have an equivalent that other countries seek out? Sasquatch? Yeti? Abominable Snowmonster? Wampa?
  • Scotch whisky – what’s not to love? It warms you up, makes you relaxed, all why appearing to be dignified.
  • Golf – That’s a funny game that practically no one is very good at. But there’s a DRINK CART that comes around to make it better. Thank you, Scots. Plus, golfers can (and should) wear those little beret hats with the pom-poms. Adorbs.

So, given how great Scottish things can be, I was thrilled to see a tall boy can of Tartan Pants in our fridge – a Scotch Ale from Big Rig Brewery in Kanata, ON.  A dark beer, with 6.4% ABV, this Scotch Ale is a tasty one. Think bold flavours like smoke and molasses. The first sip instantly set me back to Royal City’s Bamberg Smoked Lager that I love so much.

I wish it had a bit more carbonation to give it a creamier head, although, it sat in our fridge for about a month, so it wasn’t quite fresh. I feel like my dream beer would be a Scotch ale with nitrous, to give it that velvety mouth-feel I love so much about Guinness.

I think this Scotch Ale is a delicious and fun way to mix up the beer fridge offerings. If you’re a fan of Scotch whiskey, or other things Scottish, I would highly recommend checking it out. And it’s under $3, so, c’mon.

I’ve included it beside a pic of my man, Paul McCartney taken by his wife Linda while they lived as a family in Scotland.


Students didn’t sleep through English Bitter class

Students didn’t sleep through English Bitter class




I’m adding Beer 101 English Bitter to my list of favourite summer beers.

This 4.4 per cent sessional out of the Niagara College Teaching Brewery is the kind of homework I like to labour over on the weekend.

Beer 101 English Bitter is instantly likeable, in its light hoppy taste (barely discernable, actually), fruity aroma and rich amber appearance. It’s in the style of a traditional English pub cask ale, but considered a sessional because the alcohol content is low. What a great combination!

Beer 101 English Bitter is refreshing from the first gulp. And hallelujah, it’s a sessional that actually tastes like something. The bitter taste reminds you you’re engaging meaningfully with something other than national brand dishwater masquerading as light beer. Sorry, this always annoys me, especially on a Friday when you know it’s selling by the truckload somewhere while craft beers should, but aren’t.

Someone learned their lessons brewing Beer 101 English. Cheers to you Niagara College Teaching Brewery.

Four Fathers movin’ on up

Four Fathers movin’ on up



The folks behind Four Fathers are proof some of the best craft beers in the province are coming out of small places.

Rockwood, Ontario isn’t known for a whole lot other than its annual Farmer’s Parade of Lights, when neighbours deck out their combines and harvesters in a pile of Christmas lights and rumble down the village’s main street.

Four Fathers, which began commercial production in late 2015, have given tiny Rockwood another claim to fame: good craft beer. But that’s about to change.

Brewery co-founder and general manager Mike Hruden says Four Fathers is moving to Hespeler, where they’ll soon be opening a new production facility and long-awaited retail storefront.

If you want to get to know Four Fathers, one of my favourites is their flagship beer, The Starter Session IPA. This brew, which started appearing on LCBO shelves last fall ($3.10 for a 473ml can), is a strong entry into the session IPA category. It’s got everything you’d expect from the style – citrus fruit aromas, solid bitterness and a dry finish despite a subtle malt backbone that’s not always present in IPAs.

Ontario’s craft beer fans have been flooded lately with so-called session IPAs. But this one holds its own against some of the best in that style.

Another favourite from the Four Fathers stable is their nutty, malty and complex Shevchenko 9, a fine Ukrainian-style dunkel. If you’re a fan of dark, European beers, this is a can’t-miss.

What the brewery says (About The Starter):

“With a crisp and citrusy profile, our Galaxy hop driven IPA screams high draft pick beer stud, while its low 4.8 % ABV gives it the stamina to go the whole session, no matter how formidable the competition.”

It ain’t heavy, it’s my scotch ale

It ain’t heavy, it’s my scotch ale



The Scottish call it ‘wee heavy,’ and it’s an ideal beer for these grey, cold, rainy days when spring still feels a long way away.

The folks at Guelph’s Royal City Brewing must have had miserable March weather in mind when they concocted their take on the traditional scotch ale style – a rich, malty, sweet, caramel-infused beer that has a distant smokey flavour.

I picked up a growler of the seasonal beer direct from the brewery ($16 for a 1.9-litre jug), after sampling it on location. This Royal City version of that staple of Scottish pubs is cloudy and deep amber in colour, kind of like a glass of iced tea.

I had gone to the brewery hoping to get a growler of their Juice Wayne IPA, but it was sold out (here’s hoping they make more, and soon). But the Ward Heavy, named after the Guelph working-class neighbourhood where the brewery is based, was a pleasant consolation prize.

Scotch ales are kind of like the IPA of the malty world. They’re typically boiled longer in the kettle, which caramelizes the wort and bumps up the alcohol content (this one comes in at 6 per cent ABV). The brewers at Royal City say they use only British Isles hopes and malt to make this beer, which is kinda cool, too.

As someone who generally likes drier beers, I found it sweet without being too sweet, and mildly boozy without it being overpowering. In all, a very nice brew.

What the brewery says:

A scottish wee heavy by style, this deep amber ale is made entirely of UK malts and hops. Strong, assertive, and a little rough around the edges it’s just like the Ward, the part of Guelph we call home.


With Strong Patrick, you can!

With Strong Patrick, you can!


favicon2-4-beersI believe Strong Patrick might be the perfect beer for March 17 festivities, with friends or by yourself cheering on the green in front of a good Christy Moore concert video.

Here are 10 reasons why:

1. It has an ultra cool Irish name. If Strong Patrick was crappy beer, the name alone would never be enough to carry it. It would be insulting, in fact. But the name fits.

2. It’s has great parentage. Strong Patrick is brewed by Beau’s Brewing Co., Ontario craft brewer extraordinaire, the best thing to happen to Vankleek Hill since Better Farming magazine took hold there some 20 years ago.

3. It tastes great! It has a fine, substantive body, not gimmicky whatsoever. And that’s just the first gulp. Then…

4. It has an unusually light aftertaste. So, when you crack open your second one, you won’t feel like you’ve swallowed an entire barley field and hop yard. And…

5. It comes in 600 ml bottles. All beer should come in 600 ml bottles. It’s a meaningful, respectful volume. It’s like the brewery knows this is good beer and wants you to enjoy it uninterrupted, for a longer period of time than normal, before you are required to head back to the refrigerator.

6. It packs a wallop. It’s deemed a strong beer, weighing in at 6.9 per cent. However, it doesn’t taste exceptionally sweet or prompt a phlegm response in your throat (see point #4 above).

7. You only need one — see points #5 and #6 above. But you’ll want two. It is very easy to drink.

8. If you buy more than two and drink them, then need to rest your liver, Strong Patrick stays fresh for four months. Right before St. Patrick’s Day, I had a bottle from a batch brewed January 24. Very fresh indeed.

9. It’s brewed with organic hops and organic barley. I don’t care about this, but some pro-organic people will take comfort in it and say organic ingredients positively influence the taste. I don’t think so; I think the key is in the brewer’s ability. A poor brewer could screw up anything, organic or conventional.

10. You want to support local craft breweries, even on a milestone occasion that has traditionally called for an import. With Strong Patrick, you can.

Something’s brewing in Ontario’s wine country

Something’s brewing in Ontario’s wine country



Ontario’s Niagara Region has long been known as our province’s wine making heartland, and for good reason. But lately, a small crop of talented brewers have been turning heads in the shadows of all those vineyards.

From Oast House to Silversmith to the brewers-in-training at Niagara College Teaching Brewery, the Niagara Region’s craft beer scene is producing some excellent brews, and giving us another reason to detour away from the wineries that have made the area so famous.

Enter Beamsville’s Bench Brewing, and their top shelf Ball’s Falls Session IPA. It stands heads above the increasingly crowded bunch of so-called session IPAs that have been rushed onto the market lately. Think about sticking your nose into a basket of peaches and citrus and then sipping a well-hopped, nicely balanced dry pale ale with a subtle hint of nectarine, pine and mango, and you’ll start to get there.

I was introduced to Bench by my brother-in-law in London, before their beer started appearing on Guelph shelves (it’s since been selling out at LCBOs around town). Unlike some watered-down-tasting session IPAs, this is full flavoured but still a drinkable 4.5 per cent ABV.

At $2.95 for a 473 ml can, it’s also a bargain for a high-quality craft beer. I’m looking forward to trying more stuff from these guys.

What the brewery says:

“Named after the historic waterfall located in the Twenty Valley, our Session IPA has a juicy hop aroma of peaches and citrus. It’s highly sessionable with a low bitterness, and finishes dry with a hint of cedar.”